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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
