More Quotes by Ogden Nash
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
To love is an active verb.
