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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
