I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

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Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.

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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

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I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.

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So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.

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Celery, raw, Develops the jaw

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Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

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Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

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