All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

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I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.

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Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

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Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends

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If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.

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Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.

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The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

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Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

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I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

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