More Quotes by Ogden Nash
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
To love is an active verb.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
