Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

---

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

---

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.

---

God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

---

I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.

---

The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?

---

To love is an active verb.

---

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

---

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

---

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.

---