How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?

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Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.

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The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.

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All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.

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God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

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Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!

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The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?

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Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

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