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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
To love is an active verb.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
