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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
To love is an active verb.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
