More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
