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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
