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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.
