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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
