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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
