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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
To love is an active verb.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
