More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
If called by a panther, don't anther.
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
To love is an active verb.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
