A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

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I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

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Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

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All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

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Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends

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Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.

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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

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So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.

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