More Quotes by Ogden Nash
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
