Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.

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How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

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Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

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When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

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If called by a panther, don't anther.

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Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.

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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

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