More Quotes by Ogden Nash
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
