More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
