More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
