More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
