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Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
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Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
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Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.