If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

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Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.

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There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.

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Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

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So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.

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To love is an active verb.

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One thing about the past. It's likely to last.

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Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

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Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

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