More Quotes by Ogden Nash
One thing about the past. It's likely to last.
To love is an active verb.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
