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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
If called by a panther, don't anther.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
To love is an active verb.
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
