Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

---

There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.

---

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

---

Celery, raw, Develops the jaw

---

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.

---

If called by a panther, don't anther.

---

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

---

Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less you lead, the more you're driven, The more destroyed, the more they feed, The more you pay, the more they need, The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to take If the tax-collector hasn't got it before I wake.

---

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

---

Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

---