More Quotes by Ogden Nash
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
