I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

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Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.

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Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

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One thing about the past. It's likely to last.

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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.

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Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

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I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.

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Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

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