Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.

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Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.

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I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.

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I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

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The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.

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God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

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So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.

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There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.

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One thing about the past. It's likely to last.

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I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.

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