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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
