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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Old is always fifteen years from now.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
