More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.