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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.