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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
