More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
