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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.