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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
