There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.

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Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!

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I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

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Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.

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If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

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Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

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Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

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If called by a panther, don't anther.

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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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