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More Quotes by Ogden Nash
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
