More Quotes by Ogden Nash
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
To love is an active verb.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
