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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
