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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
