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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
