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More Quotes by Bill Cosby
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
