There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

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I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

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The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.

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If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.

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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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