More Quotes by Will Rogers
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
America has the best politicians money can buy.
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
