More Quotes by Will Rogers
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
