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More Quotes by Will Rogers
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
America has the best politicians money can buy.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
