If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

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America has the best politicians money can buy.

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

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