More Quotes by Will Rogers
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
America has the best politicians money can buy.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
