More Quotes by Will Rogers
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
