More Quotes by Will Rogers
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
