More Quotes by Will Rogers
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
