More Quotes by Will Rogers
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf."
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
